Population | 882 million |
Capital | Springfield |
Currency | smeshinka |
Animal | Noise |
The Republic of Garagonia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Noise population. The democratic population of 882 million Garagonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 15.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Garagonian economy, worth 41.1 trillion smeshinkas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,562 smeshinkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the latest political memes depict Leader as an overly-choreographed robot, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Garagonia's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Garagonia's national animal is the Noise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Garagonia is ranked 194,892nd in the world and 3,441st in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 33.33 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Garagonia was endorsed by The Armed Autocracy of North Caldwell.
- : Garagonia was endorsed by The Protectorate of New Maxta.
- : Garagonia was endorsed by The Allied States of DuckCounty.
- : Garagonia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Garagonia was endorsed by The Most Magical Place on Earth of United Disney States.
- : Garagonia was endorsed by The 11-27-2023 1st Anniversary of Qezos.
- : Garagonia endorsed The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2.
- : Garagonia endorsed The Federal Republic of Entwurf.
- : Garagonia endorsed The United Socialist States of Republic of New Hungary.
- : Garagonia was endorsed by The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 90 » Ebonhand, Wehraboos, Ever Testing, Great Scapula, Volaworand, Goldnation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Amerion, North Kanuckistan, Rotenaplistan, Curlyhoward, Soem, Differences-In-Differences, Aidenfieeld, America Gone Wrong, Albend, Land Without Shrimp, Tepertopia, Eleuthelrium, Meglomania, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Arscanesia, Pamela And Hepatitis, Bohenia, ANuadh, Anarco Argentina, Anatasha, Dillimore, Genoxelande, Sporaltryus, BEEstreetz, Nowa Europa, Eastern Juble Lux, Yugarritia, Muffinses, Richlantis, Jehenna, Belschaft, Szurea, Statelandiastan, Great Lothian, Lav Republic, 7 Trees, Of the 4 States, Springwalla, Cypheri, Anilitty, Mega Europe, Frairrisburg, Valles Stellarum, and 40 others.Sparkadooby, Calistan, Merken, Palindromo, Legion Of The Moon, Farenland, Bartonia Nova, East Endia, The Filippinas, Liberum Terrum, Tyopio, The Weirdo, Janoi Donacen, Hacrela, The Polar Bear Communities, PenguinPies, Kazhinskia, Empire of Bredux, Titanaria, Bleakfoot, Jakalaka, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Enessia, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Erstavik, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ulekki, Ellicas, The Free Falklands, Entwurf, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Qezos, United Disney States, DaBes, DuckCounty, New Maxta, and North Caldwell.