The Empire of Galactic Imperial Republic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Edward Wosley with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.979 billion Galactic Imperial Republicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Civitas Lumine. The average income tax rate is 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a Galactic Imperial Republician economy, worth 696 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,048 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galactic Imperial Republic's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religion is Outlawed.

Galactic Imperial Republic is ranked 293,636^th in the world and 235^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Primitive, scoring -249.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.