Population | 1.717 billion |
Capital | Zammis |
Leader | Bann Milo vos Gozet |
Faith | Vezkelios |
Currency | kama |
Animal | tortoise |
The Bannorn of Fyrine is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bann Milo vos Gozet with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.717 billion Fyrineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zammis. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Fyrinean economy, worth 65.3 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,029 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fyrine's national animal is the tortoise, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Vezkelios.
Fyrine is ranked 170,178th in the world and 6th in The MidWestern Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 470.29 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fyrine's influence in The MidWestern Islands rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
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Fyrine, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
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Fyrine, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?".
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Fyrine, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
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Fyrine was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
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Fyrine, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
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Fyrine, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
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Fyrine, translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies.
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Fyrine, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
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Fyrine, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.