Population | 13.06 billion |
Capital | Wolfsburg |
Leader | Zzyzx Wolfe |
Faith | Wuffism |
Currency | commission |
Animal | massive wuff |
The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Zzyzx Wolfe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.06 billion Furries are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Furry Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,746 trillion commissions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,262 commissions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, nations that kill a Furry can expect a strongly worded letter, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Furry Things's national animal is the massive wuff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wuffism.
Furry Things is ranked 83,905th in the world and 692nd in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 564.26621525828 days.
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- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.