The Republic of Funia The Second is a massive, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.992 billion Funia The Secondians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.
The thriving Funia The Secondian economy, worth 144 trillion 222s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,703 222s, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Funia The Second City Natural History Museum, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funia The Second's national animal is the 222.
Funia The Second is ranked 299,900th in the world and 510th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Funia The Second, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Funia The Second City Natural History Museum.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, polygamy is legal.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
