The Republic of Fun Storage 13 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.523 billion Fun Storage 13ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fun Storage 13ian economy, worth 351 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,790 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fun Storage 13's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Fun Storage 13 is ranked 46,180th in the world and 390th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Black Market, with 24.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fun Storage 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Fun Storage 13, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.
- : Following new legislation in Fun Storage 13, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Fun Storage 13, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
- : Following new legislation in Fun Storage 13, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Fun Storage 13, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
- : Fun Storage 13 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Fun Storage 13, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
- : Following new legislation in Fun Storage 13, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
- : Following new legislation in Fun Storage 13, military spending is on the increase.
