The Dictatorship of Froween is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 208 million Froweenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Froweenian economy, worth 3.33 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 15,992 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ritual mummification is making a comeback, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, the line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision, and it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Froween's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Froween is ranked 314,611^th in the world and 348^th in UEPU for Largest Black Market, with 4.40 billion Standard Monetary Units.