The Valued Democracy of Frian San Lot is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Golin Dlus with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.782 billion Frian San Lotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laptypus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The powerhouse Frian San Lotian economy, worth 623 trillion Friant Pence a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,808 Friant Pence, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frian San Lot's national animal is the Santoshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gasodoor.

Frian San Lot is ranked 168,950^th in the world and 549^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,796.32 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.