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Most Valuable International Artwork: 205thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,411thHighest Crime Rates: 2,423rd
The Supreme Commander of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you want to kiss a funky beagle...
@frenchy (supreme command)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Frenchy II

Population5.257 billion


CurrencyTechnical Foul
AnimalFunky Beagle

The Supreme Commander of Frenchy II is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.257 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth 480 trillion Technical Fouls a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 91,389 Technical Fouls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,750 per year while the poor average 20,106, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

The nation leads Lily in per capita stalking, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catgirls.

Frenchy II is ranked 82,727th in the world and 17th in Lily for Most Developed, scoring 58.4 on the Human Development Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 205thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,411thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,423rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,574thMost Secular: 7,102ndMost Avoided: 10,659thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,253rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,480thMost Armed: 11,765thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,515thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,631stMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,536thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,320thFattest Citizens: 20,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,978thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,772nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the region

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