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Most Valuable International Artwork: 129thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,545thHighest Crime Rates: 2,505th
The Supreme Commander of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you want to kiss a funky beagle...
@frenchy (supreme command)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Frenchy II

Population4.869 billion


CurrencyTechnical Foul
AnimalFunky Beagle

The Supreme Commander of Frenchy II is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.869 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth 442 trillion Technical Fouls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 90,810 Technical Fouls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,910 per year while the poor average 19,678, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catgirls.

Frenchy II is ranked 118,071st in the world and 29th in Lily for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 839.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 129thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,545thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,505thLargest Retail Industry: 5,157thMost Secular: 7,013thMost Avoided: 11,158thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,375thMost Armed: 11,398thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,958thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,688thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,870thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,908thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,661stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,118th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the region

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