The Colony of Freedom of Tofu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shezma with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.914 billion Freedom of Tofuans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soy. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom of Tofuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,169 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom of Tofu's national animal is the Soyubara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Meow.

Freedom of Tofu is ranked 74,232^nd in the world and 4,125^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.42 law-abiding acts per hour.