The Free Land of Freedom Freelandia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Desmond Rawrick with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.255 billion Freelandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Freelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 233,578 Bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,860,287 per year while the poor average 6,972, a ratio of 266 to 1.

Shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, and commemoration of the Great Regionless War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Freedom Freelandia's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freedom Freelandia is ranked 337,189^th in the world and 47^th in Regionless for Most Pacifist, with 2.98 cheeks turned per day.