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Most Authoritarian: 4,012th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,945th Most Corrupt Governments: 7,877th
The United Sovjeta Republicjas of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Free Toast

Population824 million

CapitalToast City
LeaderLejine

CurrencyJinejor
AnimalSeal

The United Sovjeta Republicjas of Free Toast is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Lejine with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 824 million Toast are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toast City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Toastian economy, worth 82.4 trillion Jinejors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 100,052 Jinejors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Toast's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Free Toast is ranked 20,728th in the world and 6th in Lezra for Most Income Equality, scoring 69.98 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Authoritarian: 4,012thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,945thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,877thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,824thMost Extreme: 9,204thLowest Crime Rates: 9,291stMost Conservative: 10,276thMost Devout: 11,111thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,850th
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Toast voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.

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