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Most Authoritarian: 2,702nd Most Conservative: 4,916th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,960th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Our lives they can take, our honor they can not
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Free Toast

Population453 million

CapitalToast City

CurrencyDigital Reichsbread
AnimalSeal

The Free Land of Free Toast is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 453 million Toasts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toast City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.

The strong Toastian economy, worth 41.6 trillion Digital Reichsbreads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 91,901 Digital Reichsbreads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Toast's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Free Toast is ranked 27,685th in the world and 6th in Lezra for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,702ndMost Conservative: 4,916thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,960thMost Extreme: 6,278thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,850thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,511thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,085thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,753rdMost Devout: 11,939thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,035thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,281stLargest Governments: 15,503rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Toast published "Toastian Military" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Free Toast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.

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