The Sinqalastat of Free Mindanao is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Priestess Vjktiroie Graihara with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 6.183 billion Airners are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjvzgs'ainer. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Airner economy, worth 850 trillion Moneik'rs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 137,552 Moneik'rs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Mindanao's national animal is the blood dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Children of Kat'herina.

Free Mindanao is ranked 13,301^st in the world and 330^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.13 law-abiding acts per hour.