Population | 6.505 billion |
Capital | Crovan |
Leader | Big Benis |
Faith | The Death and Resurrection Show |
Currency | boonbuck |
Animal | lungfish |
The Community of Free Fires is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Big Benis with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.505 billion Firesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crovan. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Firesian economy, worth 610 trillion boonbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 93,830 boonbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime is totally unknown. Free Fires's national animal is the lungfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Death and Resurrection Show.
Free Fires is ranked 205,946th in the world and 5,376th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 40.94374462932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free Fires's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Free Fires was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Free Fires, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
- : Following new legislation in Free Fires, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
- : Following new legislation in Free Fires, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in Free Fires, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
- : Following new legislation in Free Fires, all you have to do is pray to get into Free Fires.
- : Free Fires was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Free Fires's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Free Fires's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".