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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,393rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,522ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,668th
The Community of
Left-wing Utopia
Benis bigger.
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Superb
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Free Fires

Population6.505 billion

CapitalCrovan
LeaderBig Benis
FaithThe Death and Resurrection Show

Currencyboonbuck
Animallungfish

The Community of Free Fires is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Big Benis with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.505 billion Firesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crovan. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Firesian economy, worth 610 trillion boonbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 93,830 boonbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime is totally unknown. Free Fires's national animal is the lungfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Death and Resurrection Show.

Free Fires is ranked 205,946th in the world and 5,376th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 40.94374462932 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,393rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,522ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,668thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,118thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,176thNicest Citizens: 6,354thMost Inclusive: 7,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,493rdMost Income Equality: 8,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,370thMost Secular: 10,567thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,686thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,978thHighest Food Quality: 11,670thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,504thBest Weather: 14,144thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,158thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,551stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,347thMost Armed: 17,189thSmartest Citizens: 17,314thSafest: 18,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,757thLargest Governments: 23,128thHealthiest Citizens: 23,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,666thMost Cultured: 23,897thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,827th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 105th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 166th in the regionMost Income Equality: 188th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 283rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 286th in the regionNicest Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Inclusive: 307th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 313th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 458th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 500th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 520th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 546th in the regionMost Secular: 577th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 579th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 612th in the regionMost Politically Free: 701st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 712th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 783rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 793rd in the regionBest Weather: 809th in the regionMost Extreme: 836th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 841st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 948th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 970th in the regionMost Armed: 976th in the regionSafest: 988th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Fires's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Free Fires was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Fires, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Fires, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Fires, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Fires, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Fires, all you have to do is pray to get into Free Fires.
  • : Free Fires was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Free Fires's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Free Fires's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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