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Most Influential: 874thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,301st
The Constitutional Monarchy of
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Justice, Piety, Loyalty
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Free Azell

Population5.162 billion

LeaderKing Jeremy


The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The cynical population of 5.162 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 379 trillion rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,540 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the new Swan Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Azell is ranked 206,992nd in the world and 395th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Influential: 874thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,301stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,634thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,098thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,350thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,538thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,804thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,930thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,746thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,052ndMost Beautiful Environments: 22,544thLowest Crime Rates: 22,900thMost Cultured: 23,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,113thMost Inclusive: 23,332ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,405thMost Developed: 23,482ndLargest Governments: 24,119th
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the region

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