The Rogue Nation of Freaking Chaos is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 315 million stupid idiots are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The Freaking Chaosian economy, worth 17.7 trillion Chaosians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 56,067 Chaosians, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Chaos Lasagne is a hit, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Freaking Chaos's national animal is the Chaos, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freaking Chaos is ranked 253,252^nd in the world and 309^th in United Kingdom for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 760.03 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.