by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,452ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,119th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Doing Nothing is Hard, You Never Know When You Are Done
Influence
Envoy
Secretary of Defense
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Found Missing

Population4.146 billion

CapitalAsmara
LeaderJeffrey Dahmer
FaithPantheism

CurrencyDebt Charge
AnimalKitty Cat

The Nomadic Peoples of Found Missing is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jeffrey Dahmer with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.146 billion Found Missingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asmara. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Found Missingian economy, worth 438 trillion Debt Charges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,669 Debt Charges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Found Missing's national animal is the Kitty Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Found Missing is ranked 201,540th in the world and 2nd in Allied conservative Union for Most Stationary, with 45.76574848768 days.

Top
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,907thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,452ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,119thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,173rdLargest Retail Industry: 22,001stMost Developed: 22,027th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Found Missing, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
  • : Found Missing's influence in Allied conservative Union rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Found Missing, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Found Missing's influence in Allied conservative Union rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Found Missing, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Found Missing, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : Following new legislation in Found Missing, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Found Missing, a rusted hulk in Asmara harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Allied conservative Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Found Missing, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Found Missing.
  • : Following new legislation in Found Missing, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.

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