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Most Extreme: 12thMost Authoritarian: 156thMost Conservative: 280th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
GODWYN WAKE UP THIS ISNT FUNNY BRUH
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Political Freedom
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Fortissax

Population576 million

CurrencyEating dung
AnimalTHE DEATHBED COMPANION

The Republic of Fortissax is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 576 million Fortissaxians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Fortissaxian economy, worth 28.9 trillion Eating dungs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,193 Eating dungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Fortissaxian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortissax's national animal is the THE DEATHBED COMPANION, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fortissax is ranked 19,993rd in the world and 1st in Enzonarian Industrial District 1 for Nicest Citizens, with 22.81 average smiles per day.

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Most Extreme: 12thMost Authoritarian: 156thMost Conservative: 280thMost Income Equality: 441stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,471stMost Pacifist: 12,084thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 19,529thNicest Citizens: 19,993rdSafest: 21,847thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,960thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,195thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,871stLargest Welfare Programs: 23,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,106thLowest Crime Rates: 29,911thMost Cultured: 31,266thMost Patriotic: 31,463rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32,083rd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fortissax was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortissax, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Fortissaxian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortissax, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortissax, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortissax, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortissax, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Fortissax was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortissax, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortissax, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortissax, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.

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