The Battle Royale of Fort Night is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.291 billion Fort Nightians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Fort Nightian economy, worth 185 trillion v-bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 56,270 v-bucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,058 per year while the poor average 5,319, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Fort Night's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Fort Night is ranked 140,622^nd in the world and 1^st in Super Bowl for Highest Average Incomes, with 56,270.92 Standard Monetary Units.