Population | 1.943 billion |
Capital | Sahnria |
Leader | Big Floppa |
Faith | Floppaism |
Currency | Flopparite |
Animal | Caracal |
The Caliphate of Flopparabia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Big Floppa with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.943 billion Flopparabians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sahnria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Flopparabian economy, worth 307 trillion Flopparites a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,396 Flopparites, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,024 per year while the poor average 27,056, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.
Where there's smoke there's the Flopparabian Forestry Department, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopparabia's national animal is the Caracal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floppaism.
Flopparabia is ranked 26,486th in the world and 2nd in Resonara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.64 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, where there's smoke there's the Flopparabian Forestry Department.
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Flopparabia, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » The Bingus Imperium and Nation of Bingus Supporters.