The Theocracy of Flopfarm 60 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.98 billion Flopfarm 60ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Flopfarm 60ian economy, worth 530 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,178 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 406,832 per year while the poor average 33,791, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of Flopfarm 60ian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 60's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flopfarm 60 is ranked 6,734^th in the world and 33^rd in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,797.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.