The Republic of Flavuslapis is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.016 billion Flavuslapisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Flavuslapisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,976 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,570 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, Harry Potter books are banned, and confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Flavuslapis's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flavuslapis is ranked 332,450^th in the world and 17^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -35.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.