Population | 16.171 billion |
Capital | Dragmire's Fortress |
Leader | The Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire |
Faith | Dragmirism |
Currency | Flanmire |
Animal | human |
The True Divine Empire of Flandarz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.171 billion Flandarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragmire's Fortress. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Flandish economy, worth an astonishing 11,357 trillion Flanmires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 702,358 Flanmires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flandarz's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dragmirism.
Flandarz is ranked 11,987th in the world and 4th in Gypsy Lands for Most Stationary, with 2,083.8340135676 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in Flandarz, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined.