The Allied States of Flagsteff is a huge, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 228 million Flagsteffians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Flagsteffian economy, worth 9.88 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,337 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flagsteff's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flagsteff is ranked 265,658^th in the world and 16^th in The Anduavas for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,331.76 Standard Monetary Units.