|Capital||The Black Church|
|Leader||Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme|
|Faith||Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve|
|Currency||Smooth n Silky Platypus|
|Animal||Space Cow Squid Thing|
The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.6 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.
The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,371 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,761 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Empire of Ledama.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Empire of Weinstrudelndar.
- : Following new legislation in FiTzGEraLdLAnD, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in FiTzGEraLdLAnD, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in FiTzGEraLdLAnD, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
- : Following new legislation in FiTzGEraLdLAnD, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
- : Following new legislation in FiTzGEraLdLAnD, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD endorsed The Colony of Asiran.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD endorsed The Republic of Airspace Etoarmaaptim.
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