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Largest Insurance Industry: 722ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 866thLargest Retail Industry: 902nd
The Glorious Occultist State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Kitten Mittens :3
Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.6 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.6 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,371 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,761 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 29,862nd in the world and 1,290th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 10.6 billion Capita.

Largest Insurance Industry: 722ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 866thLargest Retail Industry: 902ndFattest Citizens: 938thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,260thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,512thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,534thLargest Mining Sector: 1,789thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,927thMost Avoided: 1,969thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,018thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,335thTop
Most Influential: 2,511thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,289thMost Armed: 3,721stLargest Black Market: 4,174thMost Efficient Economies: 4,407thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,827thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,573rdRudest Citizens: 5,921stHighest Economic Output: 6,753rdMost Secular: 7,087thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,482ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,013thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,335thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,798thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,597thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,794thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,843rdLargest Governments: 15,165thMost Stationary: 17,698thSmartest Citizens: 21,241st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Avoided: 61st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionMost Armed: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 141st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionRudest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 167th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 214th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 215th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 235th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 256th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 282nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 298th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 308th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 330th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 331st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 403rd in the regionLargest Governments: 418th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 434th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 511th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 646th in the region

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