by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 6,337thMost Conservative: 8,204thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,636th
The Jingoistic States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Empire above all
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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First Heisenian Airborne Legion

Population1.015 billion

CurrencyHeisenian Mark
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Jingoistic States of First Heisenian Airborne Legion is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.015 billion paratroopers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Heisenian economy, worth 26.9 trillion Heisenian Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,522 Heisenian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. First Heisenian Airborne Legion's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

First Heisenian Airborne Legion is ranked 221,822nd in the world and 1st in Vangmar II for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Authoritarian: 6,337thMost Conservative: 8,204thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,636thMost Extreme: 23,478th

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