Population | 3.172 billion |
Currency | gold |
Animal | unicorn |
The Burning Spirit of Fiery Heart is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 3.172 billion Fiery Heartians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.0%.
The strong Fiery Heartian economy, worth 186 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,940 golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiery Heart's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Fiery Heart is ranked 187,609th in the world and 3,778th in Artificial Solar System for Most Pacifist, with 54.77 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fiery Heart, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Fiery Heart, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
- : Following new legislation in Fiery Heart, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
- : Following new legislation in Fiery Heart, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in Fiery Heart, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Fiery Heart's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Fiery Heart, orange is the new black for judicial robes.
- : Following new legislation in Fiery Heart, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in Fiery Heart, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Fiery Heartian stage setups.
- : Following new legislation in Fiery Heart, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.