Population | 30.87 billion |
Capital | La Habana |
Leader | Fidel Castro Ruz |
Currency | rrr |
Animal | rrr |
The Revolucion of Fidel Castro Ruz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fidel Castro Ruz with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.87 billion Fidel Castro Ruzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Habana. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fidel Castro Ruzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,112 trillion rrrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,620 rrrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Fidel Castro Ruzians, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fidel Castro Ruz's national animal is the rrr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fidel Castro Ruz is ranked 19,026th in the world and 1,309th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 165,620.02 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fidel Castro Ruz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
- : Fidel Castro Ruz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Fidel Castro Ruz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Fidel Castro Ruz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Fidel Castro Ruz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Fidel Castro Ruz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Fidel Castro Ruz's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Fidel Castro Ruz's influence in Balder fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Fidel Castro Ruz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Fidel Castro Ruz's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".