The Queen Of the Waltz of Feu de Glace is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Poisson Marion Bouillon with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.04 billion Feu de Glaceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Στοιχειώδης Γη. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Feu de Glacean economy, worth a remarkable 3,885 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 215,360 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have tenure, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown. Feu de Glace's national animal is the Superb Bird of Paradise, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Creed of the Bocci Playing Chihuahuas.

Feu de Glace is ranked 1,979^th in the world and 11^th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 141.27 law-abiding acts per hour.