The Commonwealth of Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.576 billion Woodstockians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longyear City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Federative Woodstockian Military Juntan economy, worth 329 trillion Woodstockian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,092 Woodstockian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Golden Eagle Dung" has been declared a national treasure, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federative Woodstockian Military Junta's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is ranked 83,383^rd in the world and 1,725^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.99 law-abiding acts per hour.