The Federal Republic of Federal republic of baja is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 726 million Bajans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabo san Lucas. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bajan economy, worth 75.6 trillion Baja pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,193 Baja pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Federal republic of baja are famed for their reasonable volume levels, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal republic of baja's national animal is the Axolotl, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Federal republic of baja is ranked 314,093^rd in the world and 133^rd in The Union of Democratic States for Nudest, with 3.25 cheeks per square mile.