Federal Public of Licensed HumanS
Population | 16.633 billion |
Capital | Thy Lord Highest Seat |
Leader | Sir John von und zu Alumberg |
Faith | Herlakism |
Currency | Lordium |
Animal | DingDongDung |
The Faithful Worshippers of Federal Public of Licensed HumanS is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir John von und zu Alumberg with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and fear of technology. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.633 billion Floris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thy Lord Highest Seat. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient floris economy, worth a remarkable 2,352 trillion Lordiums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 141,420 Lordiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, playground injuries are considered academic progress, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and astronauts take one small step for Federal Public of Licensed HumanS and one giant step backward from confrontation. Crime is totally unknown. Federal Public of Licensed HumanS's national animal is the DingDongDung, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Herlakism.
Federal Public of Licensed HumanS is ranked 9,239th in the world and 2nd in The KuK Patriarchy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.52 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Federal Public of Licensed HumanS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Federal Public of Licensed HumanS, astronauts take one small step for Federal Public of Licensed HumanS and one giant step backward from confrontation.
- : Following new legislation in Federal Public of Licensed HumanS, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
- : Following new legislation in Federal Public of Licensed HumanS, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
- : Following new legislation in Federal Public of Licensed HumanS, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Federal Public of Licensed HumanS, the media seems excessively interested in what Sir John von und zu Alumberg is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Federal Public of Licensed HumanS, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
- : Federal Public of Licensed HumanS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Federal Public of Licensed HumanS, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in Federal Public of Licensed HumanS, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.