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Most Inclusive: 32ndMost Beautiful Environments: 46thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th
The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
We shall find those easter eggs
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Fauzjhia

Population14.613 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderZombie Audrey-Satania Darklight
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalOrca

The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Zombie Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.613 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,627 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 385,112 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, the big red machine has ground to a halt, Fauzjhia's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 245,513th in the world and 7,388th in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.32 Whatever.

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Most Inclusive: 32ndMost Beautiful Environments: 46thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49thMost Compassionate Citizens: 56thMost Pacifist: 56thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59thNicest Citizens: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65thHighest Average Tax Rates: 67thMost Valuable International Artwork: 74thBest Weather: 79thMost Developed: 85thLargest Governments: 91stLongest Average Lifespans: 99thMost Rebellious Youth: 102ndLargest Welfare Programs: 103rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 120thMost Cultured: 125thHealthiest Citizens: 134thMost Advanced Public Education: 144thSafest: 165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 172ndSmartest Citizens: 192ndMost Secular: 196thMost Influential: 202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 208thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 211thMost Efficient Economies: 227thHighest Poor Incomes: 261stLeast Corrupt Governments: 377thLowest Crime Rates: 412thLargest Publishing Industry: 639thHighest Average Incomes: 904thRudest Citizens: 1,404thHighest Economic Output: 1,685thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,112thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,432ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,026thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,043rdNudest: 11,363rdTop
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Largest Populations: 17,310thMost Income Equality: 21,642ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,262nd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 304th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 305th in the regionLargest Populations: 332nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 474th in the regionMost Income Equality: 576th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fauzjhia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Fauzjhia's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, Fauzjhia's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'.
  • : Fauzjhia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Lenlyvit.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.

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