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Most Inclusive: 15thHighest Food Quality: 17thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th
The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Long Live Easter Eggs and The Rejected Realms
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Fauzjhia

Population21.01 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderAudrey-Satania Darklight
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalDarklight Wolf

The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.01 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 9,940 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 473,135 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the Fauzjhian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 242nd in the world and 12th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 234.99 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Inclusive: 15thHighest Food Quality: 17thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24thMost Pacifist: 26thNicest Citizens: 30thHighest Average Tax Rates: 31stMost Beautiful Environments: 31stMost Developed: 34thLargest Governments: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35thLongest Average Lifespans: 38thMost Cultured: 40thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41stHealthiest Citizens: 42ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndBest Weather: 43rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 49thMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55thLargest Welfare Programs: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 56thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64thSmartest Citizens: 84thSafest: 89thMost Advanced Public Transport: 89thMost Secular: 95thMost Efficient Economies: 104thMost Advanced Public Education: 122ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 151stHighest Poor Incomes: 176thMost Subsidized Industry: 192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 198thLowest Crime Rates: 242ndHighest Average Incomes: 574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 732ndHighest Economic Output: 835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,679thRudest Citizens: 1,844thMost Influential: 2,747thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,775thMost Patriotic: 10,221stLargest Populations: 14,606thTop
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Nudest: 18,625thMost Income Equality: 22,060th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 141st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 191st in the regionLargest Populations: 205th in the regionMost Patriotic: 336th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 470th in the regionMost Politically Free: 531st in the regionMost Stationary: 565th in the regionMost Income Equality: 590th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 655th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the Fauzjhian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, there's a bright dawn ahead for Fauzjhia.

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