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Largest Retail Industry: 116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 197th
The United Democratic States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Bad is Our Business, and Business is Good
President Black
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Fascist Democracy

Population7.702 billion

LeaderPresident Black
FaithJust Monika

Currencyfederal unit
Animalfanged porcupine

The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.702 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,646 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 343,596 federal units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,177,025 per year while the poor average 3,619, a ratio of 877 to 1.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Democratic mussels the biggest in The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 608th in the world and 40th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 405.08 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Retail Industry: 116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 240thMost Corrupt Governments: 286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 421stHighest Disposable Incomes: 434thRudest Citizens: 608thMost Avoided: 709thMost Influential: 724thMost Efficient Economies: 727thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 798thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 833rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 839thLargest Insurance Industry: 898thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,496thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,257thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,752ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,784thFattest Citizens: 3,561stLargest Governments: 4,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,299thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,322ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,033rdHighest Economic Output: 5,808thMost Armed: 6,506thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,020thSmartest Citizens: 7,091stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,831stMost Secular: 8,237thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,193rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,888thTop
Most Developed: 12,488thMost Stationary: 14,738thMost Pro-Market: 16,911thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,938thLargest Black Market: 19,037thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,889th
Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 94th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 175th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 209th in the regionMost Armed: 221st in the regionLargest Governments: 224th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 261st in the regionMost Influential: 263rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 316th in the regionMost Stationary: 323rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 392nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 395th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 406th in the regionMost Secular: 438th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 519th in the regionMost Developed: 722nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 748th in the regionLargest Black Market: 750th in the regionLargest Populations: 841st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Democratic mussels the biggest in The North Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, many working fathers have never seen their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, President Black can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Fascist Democracy was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 296 » El Fiji Grande, Empy, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, Shibutani, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Vincone Cae, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, Siwale, BrightFutures, Koda-Land, Bearical, Notyoutopia, Unsophisticate, Humptalumpta, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, New Lakemba, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Omnistria, Corfad, Yaorozu, Pasargad, Buckerino, Napnomadia, Malta Comino Gozo, Newpromisedland, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, The Windmilluminati, Pallaith, Universal State Formula, Joodey, Moubarakistan, New Trisone, Sunto, Diodone, The Sinclarian Provinces, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Partax, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Solmetria, and 246 others.Acrabinnia, Maott, Ethnon, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, 1 very fast endotarter, Holy Oranz, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Astrind, Glurponia, Kobagia, Orado, SORT, Runeda, Daiz, Zeternia, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Freyford, Zokk, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Rosewood-, Kranostav, Pleroma Sans Romans, Yukti, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Xagill, Interdimensional Zone, Soviet Terran, Fendlium, Valentine Z, Zecit, Volstokn, Tachycardia, Nationeer, Hamerica, Free Culture, Merconitonitopia, Yokciq Empire, Khoik, The Endless Eventide, KhalChicken, Ataraxia Somnia, The Lancerian Empire, Godwanna, Prevaland, Nisastria, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nova Arcania, Nistriabar, Varola, Chukstik Illahi, Unshleepd, Conservative State of Poland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Solskjar, Fluffy Noodles, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, The Serdey Islands, Singamadri, Greater Pittsburgh, Prydania, Sikol, Zzozona, Timothea, Ver Testua, Nordic-British Union, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Termathe, The Calabash Protectorate, Simone Republic, Planes, Seanat, Brucklania, Innocentic, Eywaan, Highton Islands, Jovian Knights, Animu Place, Madjack, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Lux Conos, Amerian States, Solcius, WeKnow, Illusia and Neverendia, Pigeonstan, Heilhum Imperius, Krazon, Harjad, East Akra, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Lulubellia, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Porotia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, A Salmon Named Harold, Republica Guilleana, Draconian Progression, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Figyjharli, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pytong, Venicea, Advancia-Sizzletown, Northwest Zedonia, The Galactic Triumvirate, Testnation223, Bankowiata, Liminyj, Ozstan, Trooporia, Vivanco, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Sanghyeok, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Dangine, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Colonies of Free Temeria, Odelinor, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Slyakanya, Dejure, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Desvios, The Jerichowan Country, Tvers, Climeria, Seijitsu, New Michag, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Zabacuz, Knowmare, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Morburn, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, The Republic of Free Peoples, Confederacy of North America, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Katuda, Sachi, Joevala, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Zemper Macro, Zemnaya Svoboda, Barabolia, Paradeavenlisian States, Vesteysia, Valgarda, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Svenskan, Minich, Wapistan, Folenz, Moneyflows, Siforpeo, Kromi, Ice and Tinian, Aryan Homeland, Tyirza, Gendirt, Qurtuba, Korean-Joseon, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Allevania, Arquan, New Celoveniortan, Bramburg, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, Britle, Atlunartemis, Perikuresu, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, AmManies, Fraystonia, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Capablanca, Novremia, Sopernia, Nikhilesh23, Gafflebag, Enomeni Ipeiros, Logovets, Muqatil, Kinitopia, Card Kingdom, Drueste, Sahriastan, Lionia, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, Anonim, ROM, Nimarya, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Praeceps, Palgo, Cam Zazi, Ravensblast, and Dabarastan.

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