The GOD KING OF ALL OF THE FARTS of Fartmaster Q is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor Quntein F Wallbanger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.069 billion Fartmaster Qians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wetfartsburg. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fartmaster Qian economy, worth 276 trillion Fart Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,607 Fart Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, a petition to improve Fartmaster Qian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Fartmaster Q's national animal is the Wild Farting Ass, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Order of FARTISM.

Fartmaster Q is ranked 238,357^th in the world and 1^st in The Smelly Fart for Safest, scoring 29.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.