The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.479 billion Farnhamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,926 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,049 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign aid is a seedy business, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 233,916^th in the world and 6^th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 15.71 on the Bus Surprisal Index.