The Free Homeland of Fapjackia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Baker with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.433 billion Fapjacks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syrup Sity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fapjackese economy, worth 794 trillion pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,251 pancakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, most academic research has ground to a halt, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fapjackia's national animal is the syrup snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fapjackia is ranked 288,028^th in the world and 391^st in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.93 law-abiding acts per hour.