The Constitutional Monarchy of Falsificado Alicante is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 389 million Alacantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavalante Sud. The average income tax rate is 31.4%.

The strong Falsificado Alicantean economy, worth 19.1 trillion Fichas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,134 Fichas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Cavalante Sud for fear of causing a fuss, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falsificado Alicante's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falsificado Alicante is ranked 79,899^th in the world and 470^th in Europe for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,309.2 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.