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Most Armed: 4,751stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,263rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,554th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
No One Can Stop Us
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Falori

Population836 million

CapitalPrimm

Currencymark
Animalbear

The Dictatorship of Falori is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 836 million Falorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The all-consuming Falorian economy, worth 87.0 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,011 marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, meat-eating is frowned upon, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, and fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Falori's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falori is ranked 182,190th in the world and 16th in The United Nations of Relative Logic for Fattest Citizens, with 8.98 Obesity Rate.

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Most Armed: 4,751stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,263rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 14,554thLargest Retail Industry: 14,957thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,769thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,325thMost Secular: 21,471stMost Inclusive: 23,199thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,853rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,918th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Falori's influence in The United Nations of Relative Logic fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Falori, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Falori, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Falori, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Falori, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Falori, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Falori was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Falori, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
  • : Following new legislation in Falori, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Falori, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.

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