The Republic of Falefon 39 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.052 billion Falefon 39ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Falefon 39ian economy, worth 43.3 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,127 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falefon 39's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falefon 39 is ranked 135,985^th in the world and 1,979^th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring -40 on the Scary Big Number Scale.