The Republic of Fake communism59 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.493 billion Fake communism59ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism59ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,379 trillion deniers a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 212,393 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
The Fake communism59 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, you're only as old as you feel, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism59's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism59 is ranked 17,234th in the world and 1,139th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.06 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fake communism59 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism59, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism59, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism59, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism59, the Fake communism59 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism59, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism59, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism59, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism59, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism59, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
