The Protectorate of Ezets is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.385 billion Ezets are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ezets economy, worth 47.2 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,061 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the entire entry for Ezets in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime is totally unknown. Ezets's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ezets is ranked 108,754^th in the world and 2^nd in Frogster for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,771.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.