The Kingdom of Exitodia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Neo Victor II with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 3.212 billion Exitodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanth City. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Exitodian economy, worth 247 trillion Exidollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,016 Exidollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Exitodia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, political shows are fit for purpose, and the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in Exitodia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exitodia's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 💡Nelistian💡.

Exitodia is ranked 71,482^nd in the world and 130^th in The League for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 49,444.37 Standard Monetary Units.