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The Socialist Utopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Pyotr Savvich Morozov
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Founder
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Ex Patrian SSR

Population6.943 billion

CapitalRostov-on-Don
LeaderPyotr Savvich Morozov
FaithAtheism

CurrencyPatriyskiy ruble
AnimalCaucasian goat

The Socialist Utopia of Ex Patrian SSR is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pyotr Savvich Morozov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.943 billion Patrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov-on-Don. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriyskiy economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion Patriyskiy rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 157,705 Patriyskiy rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Ex Patrian SSR, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ex Patrian SSR's national animal is the Caucasian goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ex Patrian SSR is ranked 41,416th in the world and 2nd in Soviet Democracy for Most Extreme, scoring 29.75 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Secular: 1,017thMost Influential: 1,497thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,112thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,435thLowest Crime Rates: 4,135thBest Weather: 4,303rdLargest Governments: 4,678thMost Developed: 4,895thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,181stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,621stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,816thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,017thHealthiest Citizens: 7,023rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,939thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,131stSmartest Citizens: 9,199thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,602ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,967thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,634thMost Authoritarian: 12,904thMost Inclusive: 14,553rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,591stHighest Economic Output: 16,732ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,017thMost Income Equality: 18,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,970th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

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