The Incorporated States of Evocrava is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.062 billion Evocravans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The powerhouse Evocravan economy, worth 70.9 trillion BTCS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 66,757 BTCS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 378,560 per year while the poor average 5,754, a ratio of 65.8 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Evocrava's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evocrava is ranked 295,102^nd in the world and 557^th in Sophia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 530.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.