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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Evil Dictators Happyland

Population13.358 billion

CapitalNew Egopolis
LeaderDictator Alexander the Deceased
Faithcommunism

Currencystandard monetary unit
Animaltoupéed eagle

The People's Dictatorship of Evil Dictators Happyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dictator Alexander the Deceased with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.358 billion comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient communist economy, worth a remarkable 3,824 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,334 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Evil Dictators Happyland, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupéed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is communism.

Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 194,082nd in the world and 622nd in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 55.4593047838 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 713thMost Advanced Public Education: 822ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 923rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 986thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,055thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,174thLargest Governments: 1,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,263rdMost Secular: 1,322ndMost Inclusive: 1,336thLowest Crime Rates: 1,521stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,773rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,914thSmartest Citizens: 1,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,260thHighest Food Quality: 2,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,465thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,747thMost Efficient Economies: 2,810thMost Developed: 2,872ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,906thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,201stHighest Average Incomes: 3,387thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,695thLargest Black Market: 5,003rdHighest Economic Output: 5,093rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,208thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,217thMost Patriotic: 7,364thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,904thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,576thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,067thNicest Citizens: 20,871stMost Authoritarian: 24,525thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,078th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 41st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionMost Developed: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionMost Income Equality: 65th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 69th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the region

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