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Most Ignorant Citizens: 95thMost Devout: 189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 303rd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All is one. All is strife. The worthy rise.
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ever dark

Population10.74 billion

CurrencyNight
AnimalHuman

The Empire of Ever dark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.74 billion Drows are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ever darkish economy, worth a remarkable 3,065 trillion Nights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,407 Nights, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The number of children one can have is restricted by law, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ever dark's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ever dark is ranked 306,778th in the world and 7,495th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.14 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 95thMost Devout: 189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 303rdFattest Citizens: 304thMost Primitive: 336thMost Corrupt Governments: 361stMost Avoided: 361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 364thMost Armed: 409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 587thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 616thHighest Crime Rates: 703rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 825thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,167thLargest Retail Industry: 1,326thLargest Black Market: 1,383rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,755thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,157thHighest Average Incomes: 3,396thNudest: 3,524thMost Efficient Economies: 3,606thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,650thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,666thMost Patriotic: 4,743rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,416thHighest Economic Output: 7,006thLargest Governments: 7,579thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,622ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,865thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,978thHighest Drug Use: 30,254thMost Conservative: 30,652nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 88th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 107th in the regionRudest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 119th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionMost Patriotic: 136th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionLargest Governments: 200th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 211th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 322nd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 379th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 382nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 449th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 455th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Ever dark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Ever dark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple.

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