Population | 10.74 billion |
Currency | Night |
Animal | Human |
The Empire of Ever dark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.74 billion Drows are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Ever darkish economy, worth a remarkable 3,065 trillion Nights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,407 Nights, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
The number of children one can have is restricted by law, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ever dark's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ever dark is ranked 306,778th in the world and 7,495th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, the police insist that racism does not exist.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Ever dark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Ever dark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple.