Population | 21.665 billion |
Capital | Arnhelm |
Leader | The President |
Faith | Nethelism |
Currency | resolution |
Animal | page |
The Republic of Europeian WA Headquarters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 21.665 billion Europeians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnhelm. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Europeian economy, worth 756 trillion resolutions a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,933 resolutions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, and kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeian WA Headquarters's national animal is the page and its national religion is Nethelism.
Europeian WA Headquarters is ranked 115,450th in the world and 668th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Europeian WA Headquarters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Europeian WA Headquarters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Europeian WA Headquarters's influence in Europeia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Europeian WA Headquarters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Europeian WA Headquarters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
- : Europeian WA Headquarters's influence in Europeia rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
- : Europeian WA Headquarters relocated from Osiris to Europeia.
- : Europeian WA Headquarters was refounded in Osiris.
- : Europeian WA Headquarters ceased to exist in Europeia.
- : Europeian WA Headquarters's influence in Europeia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".