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Highest Drug Use: 1,614th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,750th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,295th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Anarchy
Knowledge is Power
Influence
Sprat
Communications Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population10.268 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol

CurrencyDispatch
AnimalJournalist

The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.268 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,766 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 172,001 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 121,235th in the world and 692nd in Europeia for Most Income Equality, scoring 18.61 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,614thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,750thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,295thMost Efficient Economies: 3,830thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,210thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,227thMost Politically Free: 4,629thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,753rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,067thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,453rdMost Stationary: 5,936thMost Cultured: 6,230thNudest: 6,464thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,517thHighest Economic Output: 6,838thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,940thSmartest Citizens: 7,659thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,748thFattest Citizens: 8,096thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,832ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,420thMost Extreme: 10,329thMost Developed: 10,357thMost Influential: 11,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,501stRudest Citizens: 13,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,380thMost Armed: 16,393rdLargest Insurance Industry: 16,477th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 57th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 93rd in the region

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