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Highest Drug Use: 1,654thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,450th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Anarchy
Knowledge is Power
Influence
Sprat
Communications Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population13.794 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol

CurrencyDispatch
AnimalJournalist

The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.794 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,390 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 36,951st in the world and 255th in Europeia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.95 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,654thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,976thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,450thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,586thMost Efficient Economies: 4,101stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,241stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,724thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,750thMost Stationary: 5,008thHighest Economic Output: 6,124thMost Cultured: 6,181stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,814thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,821stSmartest Citizens: 8,186thNudest: 9,464thHighest Average Incomes: 9,534thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,660thMost Influential: 10,388thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,307thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,514thFattest Citizens: 12,221stMost Developed: 14,197thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,800thMost Politically Free: 15,402ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,415thLargest Populations: 17,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,159thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,664thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,830thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,614thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,986thMost Inclusive: 22,337th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 38th in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 66th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 85th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Armed: 90th in the region

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