The Emerald Emperor SkyGreen♅⛢ of Europeia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SkyGreen with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.148 billion Europeians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnhelm. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Europeian economy, worth 119 trillion jortcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,721 jortcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick sloths for amusement, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to SkyGreen's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeia's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Emerald Emperor.

Europeia is ranked 17,737^th in the world and 179^th in Europeia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,180.85 pounds of wildlife per square mile.